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Michael Jordan is a tool, was a tool, and always will be... 5/27/04
And so the aftermath of the legendary Crotch Bomb
practice results in, winning a collection of stuffed farm characters, work
on our music video, punk rock wiffle ball, hide and go seek and kill, a new
boundary microphone for our next recordings, and a couple of new mp3's you
and your nerd friends can download and then delete. Well shiiit. Yes that is
right, two new songs, I wanna be you, and just screw it have been released.
I wanna be you is kinda staticy n shit but just wait until you hear shit
recorded with our new microphone and then you will be like, well shit d00d,
that's hella tight. But just screw it sounds a lot better, it's about
sweatshops n shit i guess, and the name is sorta last minute before i could
put it on this here interweb so it may change some day when i think of
something better.
Sadly punk rock wiffle ball was played in a dark parking lot and only lasted
a few innings. One of these days those assholes that are always playing at
the baseball diamonds we want to play at will get theirs...
But from now on you'll be hearing songs recorded at a much better quality
and plus we'll be able to hear ourselves better while recording this shit
because we can position the amps however we want. Before we had to all face
them away from us towards this damn omnidirectional microphone, that has now
served it's purpose (thanks Aaron) haha. As for our music video for Just
Screw It, we're running into a bit of problems making it the way we
originally hoped to, by attaching a dv camera to the blade of a ceiling fan
with duct tape and a belt and then spinning it around with our hands every
once in a while. But for now we'll have to put that idea to rest.
And finally.... dun dun dunnn.... I'm out of school, yay. Never will I have
to be in a building of so much concentrated asshole unless I ever have to
make another visit to the courthouse or visit any other fine governmental
property. But seriously, nothing is more great than to not be in school. All
8th graders reading this, just give up all of your dreams, all of your
hopes, realize you have no future and neither does anyone else, and give up
now and drop out, nothing is worth the next 4 years. ... I've always thought
of myself as a good role model.
Those are some fucking cool helmets... 5/26/04
Before I begin, I would like to announce. Daft
Punk's helmets fucking rock! They have led displays that can do whatever the
fuck they want and they're just cooler than fuck. With that out of the way, I
will begin this update.
As of May 26th, 2004, Crotch Bomb... will.... be practicing today. Also I will
have fucking updated this site finally. As our band's week break has been over
we will start making new songs again n shit. Eventually I will release the ones
we already recorded that I haven't released yet. This basically just includes
Bomb the Prom. Also we are working on our claymation movie called until we think
of something better, Jesus Crotch v.s. Gorseadoom. There'll be animation thrown
in every once in a while n shit. More of that will be explained on the Unnamed
Productions website.
Other than that I've been spending this week and most the past week being pretty
sick and tired n shit. I've been playing space sims like non other for some
reason and I've just now bought Independence War 2. I suggest you all go and
play this or burn it from me if you are nearby, you get to be a fucking space
pirate, it's badass. I would just say go and buy it, but the only way you can
get it is used like I did, so odds are you'll have to go and find somebody who
already has it or just go to like electronic boutique or something. Also if you
want something that isn't as complicated as Independence War, go and get
Freespace 1 and 2. I was going to get Freelancer but I didn't so I can't tell
you if it is good or not. If you have not a joystick, then don't bother, none of
these games are any fun without a joystick fags. haha
Coming soon, there will be scans from random reports I have from school mostly
citing absences. If anybody has been able to obtain citing from the legendary
heist of 2003 done by me and Clarid, I will gladly pay mass amounts to obtain a
scan. haha. Or I'll just look in my closet. That will be on the BTSO Downloads
page sooner or later.
Ninjas... http://realultimatepower.net
and Pirates... http://maddox.xmission.com
Kill that goddamned cat, somebody! 5/15/04
Okay everybody, you know all those previews
magazines have for summer movies? Well fuck every single one of them... June
11th 2004 A.D. or C.E. for you godless heathen types maybe very well be the
greatest day of your life running exactly parallel to the day you first pork
or are porked. That's right, as I'm sure the whole world including those zany
terrorists living in the caves know, Garfield: The Movie will hit the shores of
our great nation and the world!!! After the great renditions/ruination of
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, He-Man, and the 15th bastardizing of Bat Man, THE
GREATEST CARTOON EVER AND COMIC BOOK CHARACTER OF COURSE (LOL!!!) IS GOING TO BE
SO FUCKING AWESOME! LOL!!!!
I'm so fucking sick and tired of one after another of these raped versions
of things we used to waste our time and rot our minds with in the 80's and 90's
when they were funny and cool. Garfield hasn't been funny for a really fucking
long time, it actually beats Will Smith, David Letterman and Mad T.V. in terms
of yearly slumps at box offices and television combined. I would of said
something about Frasier but finally, the last episode was this week and we'll
never have to hear from it again except from the god awful re-runs which will
probably fade away faster than the number one band on mtv right now. By the time
you finish reading all of this they might not be cool anymore... But anyways,
back to the subject half an hour ago... Garfield is good for one thing right
now, merchandise merchandise and even more, merchandise. This movie will
probably be nothing more than a multi-millions spawning cgi nightmare that took
10 days to program with a trendy apple and the voice acting is probably the
exploitation ass lord himself Jim Davis and a few white trash fat asses armed
with
their faded XXL tie dye garfield shirts and wristwatches. Sadly this is probably
the only people that care any more about garfield anymore since it went south
years ago. Jim Davis is Jerry Only and Garfield is The Misfits, nothing good
gets made anymre and it's an empty shell of something that used to be fucking
great but well... it's not so much anymore.
People need to put all that creative energy that they use to make all those
wonderful merchandise items and come up with new things so we have something
else to mutilate and exploit ten years from now. I don't even want to think
about what the status of Garfield will be provided Jim Davis is still around or
he hasn't been slaughtered by the same angry mob that's after George Lucas' ass.
And
Microsoft ruins another pair of pants 5/11/04
Everyone that knows me knows that I like Netscape.
Netscape was and now still is the best alternative to Microsoft's IE. It is more
secure and you don't have to have third party products to block pop ups and
windows asking you to install shit, Netscape did it for you, just like it's
cousin's mozilla and firefox. If Netscape was forcefully distributed with
windows instead of internet explorer, you would find a lot less people getting
viruses and more people who would have a fast secure internet browser with aim
and ICQ integrated into it. Well last year AOL who recently purchased Netscape
for 4.2 billion shut down development on Netscape and the mozilla browser. After
a three thousand petition was signed, mozilla's open-source project spawning a
browser reviewed to be better and faster than internet explorer (firefox), and
just the plain fact that it was their responsibility to finally help deliver
something that didn't suck, Netscape is back in production and it's looking to
fight for the market, again.
Under AOL's ownership it is a safe bet that this time around it will be an
easier fight. Netscape will most likely be delivered with new versions of AOL's
dial-up and broadband services. By using AOL's dial-up you might never even get
to use the new Netscape browser, but that's for another time, haha. But fear
not, this will be based on the new mozilla browser that firefox is using but
will have all the features that firefox and definitely internet explorer doesn't
have and never did. Later this summer Netscape 7.2 should be appearing on
netscape.com. Here is the story of
Netscape's resurrection,
Here. I've
been using Netscape when there wasn't an internet explorer, so if you want to
argue, first take a look at all the bullshit anti virus and firewall software
you've had to get because of internet explorer being so insecure and basically
letting anything on your computer with or without you knowing. Strangely around
the same time explorer came around was when windows really started to suck, it's
not a coincidence.
Your
man is losing it 5/9/04
I don't see much future for George Walker Bush. As
the horizon sets in and the damning evidence against the administration is
undeniable by even the most headstrong of the conservative breed, I'm thinking
we're either going to have a Democrat as the president for the next 4 years or
an assassination. Hell! Either way it shall be a blast! I'll bring the drinks for
the party afterwards.
The administration is having yet another hard time dealing with the
truth of their carelessness for other's lives, again. So let's not give them
too hard of a time covering it up, after all, half the country took it up the ass the past
times that ugly hideous thing called "the truth" showed it's face, so how bad
would just one more be?
In other words, not much shit's going on around here. Crotch Bomb is going to be practicing at least twice a week now I bet instead of our usual once or no times a week, haha. I'm hoping the more songs we get recorded and the better they start sounding everyone will be motivated enough to want to keep doing this, hopefully. We haven't any plans to get a drummer just yet as I know at least I am more worried about just making more songs before we get into that stuff, I think we've done a good job so far of not making the same mistakes that we made in our other bands which all failed pretty bad. I'm pretty sure this one won't end up like those ones. One of the mistakes was working forever on making a web site for the band instead of actually working on the band itself so obviously you won't be seeing a web site anytime soon because I don't think we deserve one yet and I don't want to be like the other lame bastards who pull that propaganda shit all over the place. Well that's it for now, there's been a few minor tweaks to this website and an update on unnamed productions' website if you want to go and waste your time somewhere else.
Where
will the children go? 5/7/04
First of all go and do your corporate whore self a
favor and buy into the evil ring of graphics card vendors and
designers and get an ati graphics card. I just got my Radeon 9600 SE the other
day and it is mother fucking gooderest than fuck. Plus I get Half Life 2
for free when it comes out! And my nerd ass shit faced zit infested ass got a
huge boner when I found out about that. And that was remarkably the same time
Shawn fled Best Buy along with 600 other patrons who were forced out the doors
of the fine establishment due to my wang's excessive size because I said so. The
internet doesn't lie so neither can I if I say I have a wang of excessive size,
you have no choice but to believe me bitches, so go and get me a soda while you
are busy crying.
Check out the downloads page for 3 Crotch Bomb Songs.
Each one is equally lacking mad drum beats cause we sorta kinda don't
have a drummer. So it isn't the greatest release of song mp3's ever but it
should give you a general idea of that you won't want to listen to us live even
if we do get marginally better. haha. Well That's going to be all for today, I'm
fucking tired, most because I spent the whole rest of my night editing these
damn songs after running around in the park acting mentally handicapped with my
friends and playing and recording musac. Mostly the retarded thing though. Well
I'm off shit stains and cum rags.
Welcome to my site jerks
5/5/04
Well gee golly, my fucking site is finally starting
to look somewhat decent... oh... well maybe not decent...
how about... decent enough where you don't have to look over your
shoulder anymore to see if anyone
is watching you be on here and having to scream sniper with a scope! and
leaping out of your chair while throwing
your mouse at their glasses blinding them with their very own shards of
glass/plastic. So both you and your family and
friends unfortunate amounts of stigmatism can rest assured that there
will be no more incidents, here at least. Porn is your
own damn problem.
As the increasing amount of 5 people that visit my site biweekly continues
to grow to zany and unimaginable amounts of
6 you will see yet more content spawn out of the very ass of this free
tripod website and other free tripod websites i've linked
together to give myself a whole 40 mb or so of free space. But you'll never
know the difference, because the address is
BTSO.CJB.NET, and not something even shorter like:
http://btso1.tripod.com/redir/usr/bin/245169156394_#5t564/home/public/beatingthesystem/indexes/realindexfolder/justkiddingthisoneistherealone/index/html
Well while I work on getting an even shorter web site address, i'll work on
getting that 6th visitor probably via the ancient art of fellatio probably.
It worked for 4 and 5. Makin' n runnin websites ain't easy bitches.
Have a great day kids...
Just think...
5/4/04
If you vote bush... you may help in:
Causing the unnecessary death of loved ones and fellow country men
enlisted in the military
Stripping away your own freedoms further
with even more renditions of the patriot acts
Making the fact that we've killed more innocent people than 9/11 so far,
an afterthought.
Crushing the economy, the country, the
world, and just plain fucking yourself, again for 4 more years
as the Republican party gains more power and more wealth so it can breed
new "leaders" for 2008.
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